Monkeys that think they're human scare me.

I ran across this site today, I wonder how long it will take sarah to read it. (due to the fact that she never blogs on this site.) It's titled the 50 Funniest Monkey Photos of All time. Some good stuff here, I'm sure my wife the person who wants a monkey will love it.

Just a reminder to everyone...

Seriously guys... No Blowjobs or peeing on the floor in this bathroom. I can't say that I'm proud I found this picture floating about the internet. But I can say this website has some incredible picture galleries of similar things. 87% of which are hilarious. 100% of which are dedicated solely to men, and the art of looking at half/fully naked women.

This Snuggie thing is getting out of control

https://www.snuggiefordogs.com/flare/next

My favorite is the poodle sitting next to her decrepid old owner while she knits away.

My Morning at Work

I had a sales call this morning down at Wells Fargo Arena here in Des Moines. We got up the rafters to take a look at some lights... I took a couple pictures. Whoa. long way down. 120' in the air above an AstroTurf field is a bit unsettling.

Wedding Awesomeness (UPDATED!!)

I can't believe we had 14 weddings last summer, most of the people that are reading this (is anyone actually reading this???) probably had more than we did last summer... and no one came up with an idea like this. I'm going to be really disappointed with Missy and Ben if they don't do something like this...



I understand the girls had a nice time in Minnesota this weekend. I heard they watched some of the videos that I've posted, well here's the follow up for the wedding dance. How awesome would this be if a best man did this for a speech. Of course I could see my grandparents sitting there like, "what it this song, and why is he singing it on a boat?"

Holy shit this is awesome.

This turtle has game. look at him bump this turtle ho.

This just in. Constance Bay looks awesome.

Holy shit. That's not right. I think the question here is, "what exactly is it trying to say?" Obviously it's a gross mistake by the manufacturer of this sign. But my god... really?

Does Constance Bay have diving into a lake with a pervert standing behind you? Do they have random strangers feeling the breasts of women as they pick up the change they dropped at the grocery store? Perhaps it's perfectly legal and encouraged to have back-door sex in public. Whatever it is, I want to live there.


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