Touchdown Iowa

Well I went to Iowa City this weekend to partake in a glorious amount of tailigating and football watching.  Sarah had to stay home for a wedding.  Sorry sweetheart.  But thanks for letting me go.  I was fortunate to hang out with Nick for a while before the game at his house, and his mom came up with a ticket for me to the game.  For face value nonetheless.  Most tickets were going for $150-$400 on the street.  After seven hours of drinking beer, the game finally arrived.

After a sloppy game, Iowa pulled through and won against Michigan.  You could say that we made Michigan, our Bitchigan.

Jacked UP!

It's been a while since my last post.  But I've had problems finding awesome stuff... Well here it is kids.  The Top Ten Bone-Crushing PeeWee Football hits of all time. 

Trust me, you're gonna want to watch the carnage of these 9 year old Lawrence Taylors'

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Our Bountiful Harvest

Well here it is folks.  It's harvest time.  And though we aren't harvesting corn or beans by the light of the autumn moon, we did harvest a shit-load of Anaheim Peppers last night.  If you want some you probably need to tell us.  Because last night we have stuffed peppers, tonight salsa.  Basically peppers on everthing until they're gone.  I feel like an awesome farmer, minus the sheep-&#$%ing.

White Trash Wedding

So, my best follower of this blog was so kind as to take a picture for me and suggest I put in on the blog for all to see.  Thank you to BJ and Kristen for confirming exactly what we all think of Fort Dodge, IA. 

While I will admit this does happen in Iowa, I'm sure the people surfng the "internets" are going to assume that because the sign right behind them says "des moines river", this is what Des Moines, Iowa is like.  We get a bad enough rap as it is.  Way to go BJ.  I'll give you a snippet of what his email to me said here, "We were just leaving this wedding in "The Dirrrrty" (Fort Dodge) and saw this random whitetrash wedding. Couldn't resist taking this picture of this fat chick and her tiny husband drinking a beer."

Love it.
If anybody else comes across things like this, feel free to send them to me.  It's a team effort here.  I'm upset that I didn't take a picture of the "little girl swinging a road kill squirrel while skipping down the street" incedent that I witnessed several weeks ago.  But I won't make that mistake again.

Sarah's Favorite You Tubes

I thought it was time to post my ALL TIME favorite You Tube video's. I am pretty sure everyone in the world has seen these, but still they are classics.

"Little Black Boy" is my families favorite. For some reason every holiday that we get together we have to look him up and then try to imitate him. My aunt Jeanne and Ande have gotten pretty good at it.



Next.... Who hasn't seen "Charlie?" I just want to eat him up.

My Minnesota friends first introduced me to this one... UUUUUGH UUUUGH OW OW OW I can't breathe!!


Finally.... The Sneezing Panda


I've decided that it'd be a good idea to just put the top 100 viral video's in 4 minutes up.

TOXIC

It's Britney Bitch

The city of Des Moines had the pleasure of hosting the circus...The Britney Circus!

THe show consisted of 9 outfit changes, 38 semi trucks, 30 dancers, a $60 million dollar production, and one HOT MAMA!!!

Here are some of my favorite pictures.

Britney sang a remake of "You Oughta Know" by Alanis Morisette.

"Everytime"  you remember the video where she drowns herself in the bathtub?

Britney gives a "lap dance" to someone in the crowd.

The songs were "Touch of My Hand" and "Breath on Me"

"Womanizer"