My Morning at Work

I had a sales call this morning down at Wells Fargo Arena here in Des Moines. We got up the rafters to take a look at some lights... I took a couple pictures. Whoa. long way down. 120' in the air above an AstroTurf field is a bit unsettling.

Wedding Awesomeness (UPDATED!!)

I can't believe we had 14 weddings last summer, most of the people that are reading this (is anyone actually reading this???) probably had more than we did last summer... and no one came up with an idea like this. I'm going to be really disappointed with Missy and Ben if they don't do something like this...



I understand the girls had a nice time in Minnesota this weekend. I heard they watched some of the videos that I've posted, well here's the follow up for the wedding dance. How awesome would this be if a best man did this for a speech. Of course I could see my grandparents sitting there like, "what it this song, and why is he singing it on a boat?"

Holy shit this is awesome.

This turtle has game. look at him bump this turtle ho.

This just in. Constance Bay looks awesome.

Holy shit. That's not right. I think the question here is, "what exactly is it trying to say?" Obviously it's a gross mistake by the manufacturer of this sign. But my god... really?

Does Constance Bay have diving into a lake with a pervert standing behind you? Do they have random strangers feeling the breasts of women as they pick up the change they dropped at the grocery store? Perhaps it's perfectly legal and encouraged to have back-door sex in public. Whatever it is, I want to live there.


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Also, check out this dumb bitch.

Wonderful Meal @ the Kiester's

So we had a great meal with the kiester's tonight. Found out a new way to cook corn. In the microwave, 2 mins per piece covered in saran wrap. It was amazing. Do it. Or be square....


Kinda forgot about the whole no last names thing... sorry about that. Good news is that it isn't her last name any more!!

Flowers

Sarah is really proud of her flowers, she wanted to post something, but there's nothing funny about it.... So hey everyone!!! Flowers!!!

Check that helmet

So I was driving home from work yesterday, and this girl was riding her bike down the wrong side of the street with her helmet on backwards. Naturally, I pulled up next to her and snapped a picture. I think she's confused about what is going on

Pool Got My Daughter Pregnant!!

There are some idiots out there. I was talking with some friends last night about this, seriously. Really? Realllllyy?

Dumb Bitch.


And some other awesome things I found today.....




And the people I long to be. If I could do this for a living, Mark my words I would. Show me where to sign.




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Innagural Post.

Welcome blog readers. The wife wants to do this because she's jeolous that everone has a blog except us. Well by god, our blog will be the best yet. I will attempt to post aweosome things. I will not censor it, so don't let small children read. Also, don't use last names. I don't want someone finding this and not letting sarah into grad school or something. Although, that would save us a lot of money... up to you.