Eat this KCCI Weatherman John Mclaughlin

Happy Anniversary

We had our 2nd anniversary this last week. Sarah got us a replica cake from our wedding. It was delicious. Thanks for another memorable anniversary. Here's to many more to come!

Could you imagine?

Tell me guys... could you imagine the horror of what would happen to you if you did this?  My wife would kill me...

But at the same time... HILARIOUS.

Dancing With the Stars

Ok, so we're all in agreement that Kate Gosselin is a bitch right?  Good. All she does is constantly and blame her own problems on someone else.  This is exacly what is wrong with america.  She's a bitch, but it's his fault... I digress... 

All I'm saying is that this dog dances better than her, and the dog doesn't whine 24-7...


One more thing. I've been searching the "blogworld" for some thing to corroborate my theory, but is it just me? Or did Chad OchoCinco try to kiss Cheryl Burke last night during their dance? Then she talks to him right afterwords, gives him a nice firm pat on the back of the neck, and the awkwardness ensues.  Did anyone else see this?

Queso???

This is not queso. Simply melted cheese.

Almost Dead

Brett took a tumble on a Double Black Diamond. And the rock he hit reminded him that we probably shouldn't be on those runs. Luckily he bought a helmet. "Best $100 I've ever spent!"

No Skiing...

So we do other things.

Snowed In

Well we made the trip to Steamboat and we're only here for 2 days of skiing. Sure enough, we get ready to go this AM, and the Mountain is closed. We'll keep ya updated.

Pre-St. Patty's Day Gin & Tonics

If I post again today, I'm sorry, and I'm probably drunk and therefore not remembering. Happy Spring Break to all!

Buffalo Chicken Wraps

Take this Nate & Meg. We/Sarah made buffalo chicken wraps for dinner tonight. Excellent with a nice kick! Look forward to other awesome meals.

Halloween

I realize that I "may" be a bit late on this post.  But I'm still recovering. Halloween this year started off shitty.  I dressed up like Zach Galafanakis in 'The Hangover'.  No one got it.  They all thought I was John Gosselin.  "Hey, 1 kid!  not 8! dammit"

Here's what it was supposed to look like....

Here's kinda what it did look like....

 

The best part about this, is that I literally felt just like they did in the movie.  (the day after)  Sarah didn't think it was as funny. 

Well just a few days ago, my good friend "Meyer" sent me a text saying that his buddy ike was getting us these t-shirts... YES! 

We can relive the adventure!

El Aguila Real

Ok, this place in Beaverdale used to be our favorite Mexican Joint.  They moved, they raised the prices, and their furniture is now rather gross and suggestive.  (see below)

I can't believe they would put something like that on the booths in a family restaurant.  It has absolutely nothing to do with my dirty mind.

Hawaii

I've been informed that I don't blog enough about things that we actually do... So here goes.  Here are some pictures from Hawaii. 

This is fresh off the plane.  In the paking lot of the Rental Car place.  Boring I know, but it was nice....

We went to a Christmas Eve Lu'au.  Which really is the way to spend a Christmas Eve.  I mean, a ton a food, girls in Coconut Bra's, Open Bar, and did I mention a freaking Pig Roasting in the sand??!?  Sweet.  good time, except that we had to drive home afterwards for 20-30 mins.  That was the unpleasant part.

This was taken at Makena Beach, the swells were impressive.  Around 6 feet or so.  When you get tossed around inside a wave this big.  You feel it.  Just ask Sarah's Aunt Jeanne. 

As she walked into the water with what basically was an anchor (see boogie-board), the lifeguards announced over the PA system that if you weren't experienced, this probably wasn't the time to learn how to boogie board.  Well Jeanne in all her wisdom decided to forego the warnings and press on into the 6 foot swells.  She quickly realized this was not a good idea as she was tossed about for a good 6 or 7 swells until she could get her feet underneath her, (with the help of the lifeguard).  I was in the water, beyond the breaks, and all I could hear was the cackling laughter of Ned and Family.  They thought this was hilarious.  The people next to me in the water thought it was sad that these people were laughing at this poor woman getting her ass kicked by a formittable opponent.  Needless to say, there was sand in just about every crevace of our bodies.  Gross.

Moving on.

Here's a sunset from our Balcony of the Condo.  It looked straight west into the sunset, gorgeous.  It was a beautiful setting each night.  On that note: it was literally 80degrees and Sunny every day we were there.  The sun was behind the clouds for a total of maybe 20mins the whole time.  And it was beautiful in Iowa as I understand.

A lovely overlook near Kapalua. 

Twin Falls, on the Road to Hana,  Otherwise known as the death trip.  This road is a 50 mile jaunt through the rainforest, overlooking cliffs, small towns, lagoons, parks, and one lane roads with crazy people driving on them.  46 one lane bridges, ~620 curves.  It was nuts.

Ned and I also went fishing.  It was pretty sweet.  Also pretty expensive.  But the boat caught some cool fish.  This is a "something back Tuna"

All in all it was an amazing trip.  I wouldn't mind moving there right now, or at least travelling back frequently for the rest of my life.

More People of Wal-Mart, ONLY BETTER!!

Check this video/rap song out.  Absolutely hilarious and I likely won't be doing anything other than watching this for the rest of the afternoon.  Favorites include, The "I'm That Bitch" girl, the recurring sighting of pimps, The "Best Set of Back Tits", the "Kid on a Leash", "Tony the Tiger", and the "Bob Saget Truck".  The awesomeness is too hard to put into words.  That's why its a song.